Saturday, July 14, 2007

Improve Your Sex Life--Buy a Hearing Aid!

Ok, this one made me chuckle:

Can a Hearing Aid Improve Your Sex Life?

2 comments:

Lisa C. said...

Ha! My uncle had to get some new hearing aid so his wife doesn't shout at him anymore.

groovyoldlady said...

This reminds of a story that has a completely opposite extrapolation:

There was this lovely married couple who had a baby every year for tens years. Finally, on the eleventh year she went to her OB/GYN for a check-up and, for the first time since he'd known her, she was NOT pregnant.

"What?" he cried, "No baby this year?"

"No," she replied. "I got a hearing aid a few months ago.

"Um, OK. But how would a hearing aid keep you from getting pregnant?"

"Well, every night when we went to bed my husband would ask, "Well, do you want to go to sleep, or what? And I always said, 'What?'"