This reminds of a story that has a completely opposite extrapolation:
There was this lovely married couple who had a baby every year for tens years. Finally, on the eleventh year she went to her OB/GYN for a check-up and, for the first time since he'd known her, she was NOT pregnant.
"What?" he cried, "No baby this year?"
"No," she replied. "I got a hearing aid a few months ago.
"Um, OK. But how would a hearing aid keep you from getting pregnant?"
"Well, every night when we went to bed my husband would ask, "Well, do you want to go to sleep, or what? And I always said, 'What?'"
I'm a deaf mom to three deaf and hard of hearing kids. The hubby is deaf too. Kaycie, our Westie, can hear a rabbit breathing a half mile away.
I grew up hard of hearing and became deaf at the age of 19.
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Ha! My uncle had to get some new hearing aid so his wife doesn't shout at him anymore.
This reminds of a story that has a completely opposite extrapolation:
There was this lovely married couple who had a baby every year for tens years. Finally, on the eleventh year she went to her OB/GYN for a check-up and, for the first time since he'd known her, she was NOT pregnant.
"What?" he cried, "No baby this year?"
"No," she replied. "I got a hearing aid a few months ago.
"Um, OK. But how would a hearing aid keep you from getting pregnant?"
"Well, every night when we went to bed my husband would ask, "Well, do you want to go to sleep, or what? And I always said, 'What?'"
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