Saturday, July 14, 2007

Improve Your Sex Life--Buy a Hearing Aid!

Ok, this one made me chuckle:

Can a Hearing Aid Improve Your Sex Life?


Lisa C. said...

Ha! My uncle had to get some new hearing aid so his wife doesn't shout at him anymore.

groovyoldlady said...

This reminds of a story that has a completely opposite extrapolation:

There was this lovely married couple who had a baby every year for tens years. Finally, on the eleventh year she went to her OB/GYN for a check-up and, for the first time since he'd known her, she was NOT pregnant.

"What?" he cried, "No baby this year?"

"No," she replied. "I got a hearing aid a few months ago.

"Um, OK. But how would a hearing aid keep you from getting pregnant?"

"Well, every night when we went to bed my husband would ask, "Well, do you want to go to sleep, or what? And I always said, 'What?'"